10. Always needing either more love or more power or more of you in my life.
9. Myspace.com
8. Lonely people still freak me out.
7. The church won’t reimburse my gas receipts.
6. We are only called to witness to the decedents of the Amorites not the Midianites.
5. I just want to be the guy that holds the money bag, leave me alone.
4. That was last years wave, this year’s new wave is to raise a standard against them.
3. I thought that helping people was for girl scouts and the red cross.
2. I mean, what would I do with the souls after I won them?
1. Are there any good excuses keeping us from winning souls?
.....well, I think it's funny.
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It is funny.
"more love, more power or more of you in my life" *snork*
There's always the excuse that people don't want Christ because they think He'll make them act like Marc David...
that was a poor attempt at humor. my apologies.
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