What Is A True Friend?

A true friend is:
Someone who calls you an your crap. Someone who sees you for what you really are, then he sticks his finger in your face laughs at you and calls you a fag. Someone who inspires you and is inspired by you, and most importantly, believes in you. And finally someone who does a great impression of Michael Jackson when the wind picks up in a large parking lot.

Had a freakin' blast man and Corrinne wants me to tell Tanya hello.

The following........

The following is a list of things I learned this week:

Rick Warren is the Anti-Christ.
It is ok to get angry at the Church as long as you are right.
People are so wrapped up in their life they forget what life is all about.
Opposites better attract because me and my wife only like the things the other one doesn't (go figure).
Selfishness is when ever you act or think on your own behalf.
Fighting is never really worth it.
Your boss doesn't hate you, he's just got a lotta personal crap to work out.
All things can be answered with the phrase: Because I like to party.
Time is this worlds most precious commodity.

Bla Bla Flippin Bla.

For all those who have not heard me get cussed by Steve Chastain take an opportunity to listen to this pod cast. I think it's funny, but you tell me.

http://media28a.libsyn.com/podcasts/stupidchurchpeople/scp_41.mp3

p.s. sorry I have not posted in a while I'm getting better I swear.... now quit bothering me dangit.